Things I've Learned About European Dance Clubs

You can dance AND take yourself seriously AND have fun.

It's still more fun to leave out the second part.

European dance clubs aren't solely populated by chlamydia-ridden hoes and intimidating European men who are making love to three of the chlamydia-ridden hoes while slaughtering a couple pigs.

European dance clubs are mostly populated by chlamydia-ridden hoes and intimidating European men who are making love to three of the chlamydia-ridden hoes while slaughtering a couple pigs.

Europeans love American music.

Guys are terrible at dancing.

Girls put up with the fact that guys are terrible at dancing.

Just because you can't pronounce the name of a club doesn't mean that there won't be Americans there.

If you lose your coat check ticket, you will wait until the club closes at 6 to retrieve it (sorry Jimmy). Or pick it up the next day.

McDonalds at 2:30 a.m. is just short of being more packed then the club.

McDonalds has great combo's, like 4 cheeseburgers and a drink for 60 Kroner (12 dollars).

The above combo doesn't seem like a deal but it is.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Beer before the club where you get unlimited beer is not economically responsible.